Whenever shit goes on in SM Entertainment, you can always count on EXO being used to save their asses. EXO isn’t even a idol group anymore. They are excuses, distractions, and covers to use when SM can’t find a way out of their shit storm.
Jonghyun of Shinee stated in this deleted Interview today that they will be suing the company because of their overwhelming schedule.
SM will push this scandal aside, because they can’t hear you over their piles of money.
This sounds about right!
Sulli of f(x) confirmed on twitter that she accidentally smoked weed because of overbearing saesangs. SM will sort things out one day because SM is busy right now. Maybe we can ask about them about it later.
Another good one:
Ryeowook of Super Junior said on a broadcast, that he will be temporarily leaving the group because of unfair pay.
SM will look into this because SM is shit.
And my fav:
Baekhyun from Exo said in an Interview that they are dating Baekhyun because of: Baekhyun.
SM will push this scandal aside because they just want Kris back.
Minho of SHINee says in this exclusive footage that they send their group members nudes because of Baekhyun.
SM will push this scandal aside because SM just wants Kris back.
Heechul of Super Junior syas in this exclusive footage that they are dating Baekhyun of EXO because of blackmail. SM will look more into this because Sm is busy with another new group.
jonghyun of shinee confirmed on twitter that they smoked weed because of baekhyun sm will push this aside because they cant hear you over their piles of money
goddamn it baekhyun
Jessica of Girls’ Generation confirmed on Twitter that they have fainted numerous times because the online hate became too much. SM will push this scandal aside because SM is busy right now. We can ask them about it later.
hahahah i dun know why i love this so much
imagine leo shaking his tushie while he sings and cooks
constantly torn between wanting to give SM groups love and wanting to set SM on fire
What is he even praying for before this show?
"Please Lord be with me as i go out there and hump other men, give me the strength to give the best drag performance of my life, forgive me if Heechul’s tongue ends up in my mouth, protect me from Donghae spitting water in my face again. Thank you Jesus amen" -Siwon
What a revelation.
……..what….. Eve’s a boy??? o.o
Taemin, where did you leave your logic?
so let me get this straight…. this is the korean version of the chinese song under the chinese subgroup of a korean pop group
dongwoo spitting on hoya (?)
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
Halloween is so fun for cosplayers because like 9 times out of 10 their cosplays are 70 times better than any party city costume and they get to rub it in kids faces like ahah that’s a nice monster high costume but did you see my FULLY FUNCTIONAL 3D MANEUVER GEAR?? HAHAH NOOB *FLIES OFF DOWN THE STREET*
i wonder whose gonna comeback to distract fans from this mess? SM probably went in the closet and dusted off Trax like ‘this’ll do’
kpop reality show tropes that i live for
- hidden camera pranks, especially if it ends in a member crying and a lot of sappy hugging
- cooking competitions in the kitchen
- members trying 2 accomplish a mission in the city with a lot of public embarrassment
- amusement park episode (bonus points if they have some fucked up mission on a roller coaster)
- haunted house episodes…. enough said
- dorm infiltration with sleepy + confused bare-faced members and underwear lyin on the floor